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encapuchado · 11-09-2010, 12:49 PM

Translated to English.

Engineering Student Creed
====================
I believe in Science and Engineering,
maker of Heaven and Earth.
I believe in Physics 101,
their only daughter, our enemy, who was
conceived by Aristotle.
It progressed with Newton and Galileo, always wise.
It suffered under the power of the Dark Ages and the Holy Inquisition.
At the third day I got a passing grade among the dead.
It is seated at the right of the Dean, and from there
it will come to judge the lazy.
I believe in the College of Engineering and Science.
I believe in engineers, in the redemption of the flunked,
in the remission of the TAs, and in staying some more
years in college if they give me a fourth extraordinary exam.
Amen.

11-09-2010, 12:49 PM	#2001
encapuchado Banned Posts: 130 Karma: 7587966 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Mexico Device: Black Sony Touch (650)	From college times Translated to English. Engineering Student Creed ==================== I believe in Science and Engineering, maker of Heaven and Earth. I believe in Physics 101, their only daughter, our enemy, who was conceived by Aristotle. It progressed with Newton and Galileo, always wise. It suffered under the power of the Dark Ages and the Holy Inquisition. At the third day I got a passing grade among the dead. It is seated at the right of the Dean, and from there it will come to judge the lazy. I believe in the College of Engineering and Science. I believe in engineers, in the redemption of the flunked, in the remission of the TAs, and in staying some more years in college if they give me a fourth extraordinary exam. Amen.