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Bilbo1967 · 11-09-2010, 10:22 AM

A bit off-topic, but this reminds me of a joke:

A woman went to a supermarket and the cashier rang up her shopping; one lettuce, 2 tomatos, three tins of soup and a small jar of coffee.

"You must be single", he said to her.

"I am", she replied, "you can tell that from my shopping?"

Spoiler:

11-09-2010, 10:22 AM	#10
Bilbo1967 Not scared! Posts: 13,424 Karma: 81011643 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Midlands, UK Device: Kindle Paperwhite 10, Huawei M5 10	A bit off-topic, but this reminds me of a joke: A woman went to a supermarket and the cashier rang up her shopping; one lettuce, 2 tomatos, three tins of soup and a small jar of coffee. "You must be single", he said to her. "I am", she replied, "you can tell that from my shopping?" Spoiler: "No, you're just really ugly!".