As for the one liners, see post #16 and add to that having to answer the same questions over and over and over again. If someone writes a question providing meaningful detail that implies some thinking on his (or her) own, I'll gladly write a lengthy answer. If, on the other hand, someone writes along the lines of "LOL how do I convert stuff?" (For most effect, imagine this to be the first post. Also, take note:
This is ridicule
), I'll write a similarly short answer.