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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the
Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the
story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building
materials for his home.
She read. "...And so the pig went up to the man with the
wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I
have some of that straw to build my house?"
The teacher paused, then asked the class, "And what do you think
the man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said excitedly, "I know! I
know! He said, 'Holy ****! A talking pig!'"
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