Greetings, MobileReaders!
I am pleased to announce the Kindle Store release of my novella
Sarah Palin: Vampire Hunter (also known as
Twinkle). Mix Sarah Palin, sparkly vampires, and various other bits and pieces of pop culture. Add gunpowder and stir -- the result is this comedy-horror-satire urban fantasy
train wreck of a tale!
Twinkle.
A small Oregon town with big secrets.
Can Stella find eternal love with her vampire boyfriend Edmund?
Will werewolf Jake's own animal desire for Stella drive him to a fatal decision?
Or will the arrival of a certain famous vampire hunter turn all their lives (and unlives) upside down?
It's Sarah Palin as you've never imagined her before -- in all-out rogue-going, guns-blazing, vampire-slaying action!
(WARNING: Do not read while consuming hot liquids.)
Along with the title track, the ebook also inlcudes several bonus stories:
- Beginner’s Luck: a short story serial killer comedy
- Hero Wanted preview: the first six chapters of my humorous fantasy novel featuring reluctant epic hero Jason Cosmo.
- Rainy Daze: a Jason Cosmo mini-novel set between chapters of Hero Wanted.
All for $2.99. It's the Dan McGirt sampler platter: No MSG. No DRM. Guacamole is extra.
(These stories are also available individually at Smashwords and other online outlets, for those who like to buy things one at a time.)
Thank you for reading!
Best regards,
Dan McGirt