I know most everyone here is just joking around, but just in case someone isn't yet aware, do
NOT use automatic dishwasher detergent in place of regular dish soap. It is extremely potent and abrasive and will likely destroy your Reader's screen.
A friend of mine learned about this difference the opposite way by putting regular dish soap in his dishwasher. He ended up filling six inches of his kitchen up with the bubbles that spewed out.
