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PRINCESSES come in two main kinds:
1. Wimps.
2. Spirited and wilful. A spirited Princess will be detectable by the scattering of freckles across the bridge of her somewhat tiptilted nose (OMT). Spirited Princesses often disguise themselves as boys and invariably marry commoners of sterling worth. With surprising frequency these commoners turn out to be long-lost heirs to Kingdoms (See PRINCES).
- Diana Wynne Jones, The Tough Guide to Fantasyland
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