[desertgrandma]

Originally Posted by cjottawa

My phone is also a form of edible fruit, a "black berry".

Oddly, people keep on asking me what kind of "data plan" it has.

I know not what that is.

I don't "plan" to use any "data", certainly not with my fruit phone, unless "reading" is "using data" and my "plan" is to do a lot of that, on my Kindle.

Then they give me a look as if that's all so strange.

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Originally Posted by Sweetpea

Same here!

I prefer all other forms of communication above the phone. At work, I see people calling somebody who is sitting one floor below them. I prefer to actually take the stairs and walk to that person...

And I don't want a PDA + phone in one either... I prefer my PDA as it is, right now.

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Intruder alert! Intruder alert!

I have the pole.......do you have the tar and feathers?

Originally Posted by joobies

We are driving a 16 year old Corolla. Does that qualify me for a discount on membership fees?

Discount, mishcount. No charge to you.....

Originally Posted by thinkpadx

Do I qualify for not having a car

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Originally Posted by JLeighs

I still remember the last time I had to buy a cell phone. I just wanted a bare-bones sturdy phone. The salesperson kept waving the latest technology in my face --"this one makes your morning coffee!", "how about this one --it does laundry!", "maybe you'd like this state of the art doctorphone --it can diagnose medical issues!". I finally just grabbed the cheapest one I could see and asked her if it made phone calls. She practically rolled her eyes at me and said it did. I bought it.

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Originally Posted by EowynCarter

I not a big phone user, but i still have a phone with 3g, internet, gps. A low-end for a smartphone.
Got tierd of getting lost, google map power
And with the ratp, internet is the only way to know why there is no train.

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Originally Posted by pete_1967

I have mobile. It makes and receives calls and can send text messages. They claim that it can also take photos and read emails. One day I may bother to find out how. Maybe when its battery can hold charge for less than a week I may decide to figure out the camera stuff etc. because I know I won't have chance to use the phone for long anymore.

Still, phone to me is for making and receiving calls, nothing more nothing less.

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Originally Posted by ski_power

Hell, I'm 23 and my phone does only talk and text. Yep you heard that right. No newfangled smartphone or stuff. But my phone has NEVER crashed (it practically can't). And I'm a pretty tech-person too. I use my Kindle for internets if/when I need which is rare.

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Originally Posted by Latinandgreek

My phone (a sturdy Nokia) only gets used for text and talk. I do use the "calender" function. I really couldn't tell you what else it does, it might have some other functions but I do not use them.

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Originally Posted by Brainphart

I like/use/love my cheapy Motorola F3. It even uses e-ink!

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