I once knew a guy who wanted a quickie from his girlfriend before attending a party that night. She was NOT in the mood, but he would not drop the subject. She finally dropped her panties, picked up a book and lay back on the bed.
She held the book up the whole time, to the side a little and actually read. When movement stopped she finally looked at him and asked "You finished? Can we go now?" (think how much easier it would have been for her to hold up a reader, instead of a book)
He was shocked that she didn't enjoy it!
And when hubby gets nekkid, I get me some.
Reading be damned, I can pick back up where I was afterward.