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PeteS · 10-31-2010, 03:21 PM

Hope this is an original - started to read but as thread is 130 pages decided to take a chance.

After 40 years of marriage an elderly couple were lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her
husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck the began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck and slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just above her lower stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand over her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg.

He continued in the same manner on her right side, the suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the TV.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful, why did you stop?"

He said, "I found the remote"

10-31-2010, 03:21 PM	#1937
PeteS Enthusiast Posts: 31 Karma: 540 Join Date: Dec 2009 Device: PRS-300	Elderly married couple Hope this is an original - started to read but as thread is 130 pages decided to take a chance. After 40 years of marriage an elderly couple were lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't done in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck the began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck and slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just above her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand over her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, the suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the TV. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful, why did you stop?" He said, "I found the remote"