WHAT THE BUTLER SAW ......
THE WAIT IS OVER!
MobileRead is proud to present
[editorial disclaimer]
errrmmm, couldn't find a legal way to block,
the publication of a new serialized murder-mystery novelette starring .... lots of MobileRead members! Maybe even you! Yes, you! Stop looking behind you ... there's no one there. Names were not changed because you know you are GUILTY! GUILTY! Until proven otherwise!
So my fellow suspects, errrm, readers, turn the page if you dare and enter the twisted and dangerous world of my innermost thoughts, and see if you can guess: WHAT THE BUTLER SAW!
[Anyone still willing to continue reading agrees to totally absolve MobileRead, the author, and all of our descendants, family, ancestors, and pets from any liability for slander, heart attacks, sleep deprivation, damaged keyboards or screens from involuntarily expelled liquids, hurt feelings, or loss of employment from reading on the job.]
Push the Big Red Button - fasten your seat belts - and prepare for a ride of mystery and mayhem extreme!
Patent pending.