I think I am on solid footing here when I point out that Time is fluid and most of what is being posted here is gas (methane, predominantly). Which, as everyone knows, makes bubbles. So all we wind up with is a fine, potentially explosive froth that smells, allowing us to ignore this seasonal nonsense about global time differences and take the mature, logical high ground. It is currently now, and will continue to be now despite anyone's ridiculous attempts to claim otherwise. The contest will end when it reaches the now point in Mr. Turcic's personal time/space delusion. And never the twain shall meet. Children under 12 not admitted unless at gunpoint.
Simple.