Pie is pie.
A danish is a danish.
Unless it's a turnover.
Which is still a danish, only not so much.
I don't know why.
Pastry rules, I suppose.
I ain't got no pie.
Or danish.
And not a turnover in sight.
I have got cookies.
Which are always cookies.
Even with fruit in them.
I don't like fruit cookies.
I like fruit pie.
And fruit danish. Cheese is good, too.
Fruit turnovers are grand.
But I still don't have any.
Just fruit free cookies.
And coffee.
Also without fruit.
Unless I dunk my banana in it.
Which I don't.
I don't like hot soggy bananas.
How come there ain't no banana turnovers?
Banana danish?
There are banana pies.
And meat pies.
Is a meat turnover a taco?
I like tacos.
But they're hard to dunk in coffee.
I like pie.
But pie is always pie.
I don't know why.
The time is nigh
for me to hie
and buy a pie.
My very own pie.
Pizza/apple!
