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Originally Posted by recluse
That's because you can't hear it over your "night flatulence". 
Poor bloke! Must be like trying to sleep in a strong, sewer scented breeze!  |
Oi! Cheeky Monkey!
I do not fart!
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Originally Posted by GeoffC
Shivering.
It's a cold morning and the house doesn't seem to be warming up very quickly !
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I am sending the sun over there in the next hour or so. Its nearly finished here.
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Originally Posted by happy_terd
You two are going to tick off the older crowd.
All farts must be referred to as toots. Dont you read the rules???
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What rules? pigs arse! Farts is farts! A good and proper English word.
Toots is what trains do. "toot toot"
