Originally Posted by cassidym
An engineer is walking through the park when he spots another engineer he knows riding a really nice bike.
"Hey, where's you get that gorgeous bike?", he asks
"Well", replies the other engineer, "I was sitting in the park on a bench when this beautiful blonde rides up to me on the bike, dismounts, lays it down then strips off all her clothes, looks right at me and says 'Take whatever you want!'
"Ah", says the other engineer, "so you took the bike. Good move, cause those clothes would have never fit!"
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