Originally Posted by SameOldStory
A man and a woman who had never met before found that they had been assigned to the same sleeping compartment on an overnight train trip.
They were uneasy because they were away from home and without their spouses But they decided that they could be adult about it. After all, there were no other rooms on the train and they were both exhausted.
About 11pm the man asks the woman if she could pass him another blanket.
“I have a better idea,” she said. “Why don’t we pretend to be married to each other?”
“Wow! That’s a great idea,” he said.
Good!” she replied. “Why don’t you get the damned blanket yourself!”
After a loud belch and a long fart he turned back over and went to sleep. |