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SJ-RDF= Steve Jobs' Reality Distortion Field.
Steve Jobs emits a mystical reality distortion field that he seems to channel through his devices. Symptoms of the SJ-RDF are a reduction in will power, an increased succeptability to ads, a feeling that money isn't too big of a deal, and a sudden desire to have a sexy device.
Very few people are immune to this powerful field, and those who are still feel the effects.
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