We leave them yard gnomes alone in these parts.
They don't like it if you go poking around in their business.
Weren't so bad in the beginning.
Only a few folks had them.
Then they started turning up everywhere.
Soon, all the cats and them little yappy dogs started vanishing.
And there's them gnomes, standing around them little tiny graves, looking innocent.
Me, I can't wait until Halloween.
Figure the little bastards will thin out the trick or treaters real nice..
Good riddance, I say.
I recommend that if you all got yard gnomes, you stay on their good side.
They like beer.
Always leave them a keg in your yard.
Do that, they keep everything nice and green.
Word to the wise.
