Another story?
I didn't know there was a first one.
Mod murders?
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I can help with that.
For instance, did you know that if you sit on a person's chest and grab their ears, wearing the proper gloves, of course, you can yank a person's face clean off? Great fun!
Or that you can beat them to death with a razor blade studded raw potato? Wear a rain slicker. It's messy!
Naturally, I'm not advocating mod murder. Oh, no!
The world needs meglomaniacal crossing guards.
And waffle impersonators.
But if you're gonna go on a mod killing spree, you might as well go totally narking phutz.
What was the question again?
Never heard of him.
Pass.