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Originally Posted by SameOldStory
Maybe we should drive them above ground at midnight on New Years Eve? You know, just to help reduce the population a little.
Er, Ah, Mr. Recluse. Sir. If a rat had it's snout pointing down. And if he wapped his head with ace bandages. And if he wore dark glasses cause he was used to living in the tunnels and sewers. And if he put a hat on to cover his pointy ears. Could he pass as a human to plot revenge for all the rat traps and rat poisons used over the centuries?
Just askin. No offence, sir.
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A perfectly reasonable question.
No, I am not a disguised rat, although I do have some doubts about certain members of my family.
However, I have acted on their behalf in the past. A "Renfield" sort of position, if you are familar with the literary reference.
And the rats don't mind the poison or the traps. Pragmatic lot that they are, they have a "whatever doesn't kill them makes them stronger" philosophy.
That's why nothing short of a direct hit by a multi-megaton nuke is going to slow them down.
