Maybe we should drive them above ground at midnight on New Years Eve? You know, just to help reduce the population a little.
Er, Ah, Mr. Recluse. Sir. If a rat had it's snout pointing down. And if he wapped his head with ace bandages. And if he wore dark glasses cause he was used to living in the tunnels and sewers. And if he put a hat on to cover his pointy ears. Could he pass as a human to plot revenge for all the rat traps and rat poisons used over the centuries?
Just askin. No offence, sir.
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