[SameOldStory]

OK, so far we have-

People will be reengineered to about 1 meter or 3.28 feet (Falcao & SoS)

No POP-Tarts (TGS)

Then you have the two choices - "Another idea is to pay women not to have children." ( Pookeysgirl) or "Reversible vasectomies" (Sparrow). Tough choice. Hmmm.....

Then there's Poohbear’s "A MODEST PROPOSAL" that we eat Irish babies. We'll get Gerber Baby Foods to work on that one, but we can't use just the Irish. Not enough of them.

I vote that we outlaw shoes. That'll save on cattle and synthetic rubber.

Recluse and Salgueiros are in favor of BBQ parties. They and Hannibal Lecter can work closely on that one.

But more is needed.

I think that cars can be replaced with skateboards.

The Morlocks may have a good solution to the housing problem now that I think of it. Who needs windows? And if we tear down all the houses we can use the timber to shore up the caves. Tall buildings in the cities can be turned into "hanging gardens".

Mass producing Soylent Green can pretty much eliminate the cemetery problem.