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Three ministers and their wives waited at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter shook his head sadly at the first couple and said, "I can't let you in. You were moral and upright, but you loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny!"
St. Peter waved sadly, and poof! Down the chute to the 'Other Place' they went.
Then came the second couple. "Sorry. Can't let you in either," said St. Peter. "You abstained from liquor and dancing and cards, but you loved food so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"
Down the chute went the second minister and his wife.
The third minister turned to his wife and whispered nervously, "It ain't looking good, Fanny."
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