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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
WARNING: House protected by extremely large ugly spider, with a known bad temper! Trespassers will be bitten and eaten!
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With a picture.
I think it would be more offputting than the signs which are popular around here - a picture of a Doberman with "I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds - can you?" (One house I go past has one up - you'd actually have to be paralysed to not make it to the fence in under that time, as the door with the sign on is practically on the pavement!)