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Originally Posted by BenG
A little riff on corporate-speak from Connie Willis.
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"All right, fellow workers," Management said. "Do you have your five objectives? Flip, would you collect them?"
Elaine looked stricken. Gina snatched the list from her and wrote rapidly:
1. Optimize potential.
2. Facilitate empowerment.
3. Implement visioning.
4. Strategize priorities.
5. Augment core structures.
"How did you do that?" I said admiringly.
"Those are the five things I always write down," she said and handed the list to Flip...
--from the short novel, Bellwether, in Futures Imperfect by Connie Willis
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There used to be a Mission statement generator on the Dilbert site, I loved it but unfortunately it's gone.
