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There has been a rash of burglaries in the neighborhood, and Mrs. Jones is worried their house might be next. So Mr. Jones suggests she check the local pet store, to see if they have a good guard dog for sale.
The per store owner apologizes, and says he doesn't have a guard dog, but he has something better: a karate monkey. Mrs. Jones looks skeptical, and the pet store owner says "Watch!" He leads the monkey in on a leash, and says "Karate monkey, that vase!" The monkey leaps up with a shriek and shatters a large vase on top of a post with a side snap kick. The pet shop owner says "Karate monkey, that table!", and the monkey shrieks again and splits the table in two with a mighty chop.
"Sold!", says Mrs. Jones, who writes a check and leads the money out to her car to take him home.
She walks in the door saying "Honey, I'm back! The pet store didn't have any guard dogs, but I got something even better: a Karate Monkey!"
Mr. Jones rolls his eyes in an exasperated manner, and says "Karate monkey, my balls!"
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Dennis
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