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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
As I got down to the last sip of my last mug of coffee yesterday, I noticed something black floating in it, which I assumed was a clump of coffee grounds. It wasn't. It was a house fly. Yuck. I probably drank a whole mug of fly poo.
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Today, I went to a local sizzler and ordered a double scotch (sore throat). I have noticed it before. Small flies are attracted to scotch. I have no flipping idea why. Malt? Anyway, I sent a few(3-4) to their maker but a bit later I found one swimming in the glass. I drink scotch without ice or water, so I decided that neither meat snack would be any good. I fished out the drunkard and finished the drink...
