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Two drunk cowboys were sitting behind a couple of nuns at the ballgame. Because of their habits, the cowboys were having a problem seeing the action on the field, so they decided to give the nuns a hard time. One said in a loud, boisterous voice, "You know what? I'm thinking about moving to Texas. I hear less than fifteen percent of the population is Catholic."
"Oklahoma would be better," said his rowdy friend, "Folks tell me less than ten percent of the people there are Catholic."
Having heard enough, one of the nuns turned around and said, "Why don't you both just go to hell? There are no Catholics there."
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