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Fat Abe · 10-06-2010, 02:22 PM

1. To prove he wasn't Chicken.

2. He wanted to visit his cousins, Herky Jerky and Turkey Lurky.

3. He received an invitation to be guest of honor at a Thanksgiving dinner. They forgot to tell him he wouldn't be sitting at the head of the table, but at its center.

4. He saw a Wild Turkey neon sign outside a bar and thought the place was a Turkey strip club.

5. He was running from a Pilgrim lynch mob.

10-06-2010, 02:22 PM	#1824
Fat Abe Man Who Stares at Books Posts: 1,826 Karma: 10606722 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: 50th State, USA. Also, PA, NY, CA, and elsewhere. Device: All of the Above	Why did the Turkey cross the road? 1. To prove he wasn't Chicken. 2. He wanted to visit his cousins, Herky Jerky and Turkey Lurky. 3. He received an invitation to be guest of honor at a Thanksgiving dinner. They forgot to tell him he wouldn't be sitting at the head of the table, but at its center. 4. He saw a Wild Turkey neon sign outside a bar and thought the place was a Turkey strip club. 5. He was running from a Pilgrim lynch mob. Last edited by Fat Abe; 10-06-2010 at 09:25 PM.