desertgrandma and el_brio:
Note taken.
On the other hand. I feel a bit sorry that one can not (regardless of nationality or religion) make a joke (even a morbid in some peoples sense) on an international public forum without feeling the weight of
The Sword of Damocles.
Again, since the joke is already written and I would make it even worse by deleting/editing it, I will herby apologise to those who feel offended.