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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
Did you buy any chance........accept an offer from Marc for a Zany something or other?
He may have phrased it "Here, have a nice cold lemonade.......I made it myself" or something along those lines......  |
That, young lady, is slander! I have not, do not, and will not ever misrepresent what I am serving to my patrons. It is slander of you to say so, and it would be slandering the beverage itself for me to do so. If those who accept my offers to slake their thirst...quench their desires...wet their whistles...choose to not be particularly inquisitive about what they are being served; wish to call themselves "readers" without any sensitivity to the rhetoric of metaphor I may use in describing what i serve; or interpret my seemingly meaningful silences in a manner...divergent with the drink's reality, I can hardly be held responsible for the resultant consequences of that misaligned sense of self-determination and self-preservation.
Now...can I get you a drink?
Cheers,
Your friendly barman