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Originally Posted by recluse
I'm holding out for cell phone users developing a brain fungus caused by unspeakable, extradimensional creatures with nothing better to do.  |
I
am the extradimensional creature. Unfortunately, someone apparently beat me to it; the brain fungus was/is a pre-existing condition characterized by myopia, narcissism, anti-social behavior, excessive/unnecessary cellphone usage, and steadily-diminishing intelligence. EDIT: Not necessarily in that order.
I have a Droid X, a.k.a. The Best Phone In The World. I also completely, steadfastly, utterly and totally absolutely positively REFUSE to talk on it while driving. I have a Bluetooth earpiece and if I don't have it with me then they can damn well leave a voice-mail.
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Originally Posted by recluse
Until then, I'm just going to continue on my mission to run every idiot using a cell phone without a farking headset while driving off the damn road!  |
I'm pretty sure there are at least a dozen such people in my town alone who are alive today only because I love my truck. Carry on, Montesquieu, and someday I'll have the biodiesel-powered Hummer ready to thin the herd.