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Originally Posted by SameOldStory
Aardvark: 1. Aan aanimal thaat resembles the aanteater.
Abscond: To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test.
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery.
Account: The husband of a countess.
Accrue: People who work on a ship.
Acquarium: House of gill repute.
Acupuncture: Waiting for a cure on pins and needles.
Administratium: One of the heaviest elements known to man.
Adolescent: A teenager who acts like a baby when you don’t treat him like an adult.
Adult: One who has stopped growing on the top and bottom but not in the middle.
Afterbirth: When the hard part begins.
Airplane: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-year-old to eat strained beets.
All: (Southern) A petroleum-based lubricant.
American: One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses.
Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again.
Aromatic: A rapid-firing crossbow.
Asymmetry: Where you bury dead people.
Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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Brilliant!
Looking forward in this setup for the rest of the dictionary!
