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'Fraid I'm quite a way from Melrose these days, MTM. Lived in the south of France for the past 25 years+
The kilt is worn here simply because local lassies believe it's good luck to kiss a chap in a kilt.
I was once mobbed by lady traffic wardens on their way, after work, back to the town hall. Lady traffic wardens here are exclusively knockout beautiful for some reason. It's almost a pleasure to get a parking ticket -- to be kissed and cuddled by a whole bunch of them is an experience not to be missed.
My kilt is available for hire (two beers and a shot o' the good stuff per day) if you're ever in the town of Menton. Slainte. Neil
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