"unless you can hear the ringing in my ears - that's not me calling you!"
Hay! I can fix that. No problem.
In fact, I bet that after I fix it, you'll have no problems at all.
And let me tell you! This is one great axe!
It even unlocked the stupid locked doors that they used to have where I was staying.
Poohbear. As a friend. Can I axe you something? Why are women so unfriendly?
I met this girl. And before I could even start talking, she got all upset and started screaming. Then she just shut up, laid down, and went to sleep.
I think she's crazy. Or maybe she had ringing in her ears. What do you think?
Oh. And she didn't want to let go of the axe. She would just shake her head no.
I'm a good guy though and let her keep it. I'll get another. They're fun.