Dear Poohbear
They won’t let me have crayons yet. They say I might put somebody’s eye out. But you know me, I wouldn't do something bad like that. Right?
Anyway, they say if someone will take me into their home while I recuperate I can leave here.
If you want I could stay outside your door to protect you. Just look. Nobody is going to get past me!
Please, Poohbear. PLEASE. Call them, and ask them to take me to your house. I’ll even cook for you.
Your buddy,
SOS