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Originally Posted by SameOldStory
Dear Mr J Strand
I'm writing you regarding theft of intellectual property by a mean little - yellow - chicken!
In your short story "A BIT OF HALLOWEEN MAYHEM" you came up with a cleaver, and very funny, evil laugh - muahahahahaha. This wonderful bit of hilarity has now been usurped by said little - yellow - chicken. Without any compensation nor even a mention of your fine story.
By the way, those wonderful lines by Happy Roy >
“Mr. McGlade, I’m not having anyone killed. I’m Happy Roy. I don’t kill people. I promote world peace through deep fried poultry."
>are sure to win you a Nobel Prize for literature. Just wonderful. And VERY inspiring. Something to live by.
Your admirer, SameOldStory
PS - Should I catch that little - yellow - plagiarist I'll save some BBQ for you.
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A nice piece of literary persiflage! Of course I paid my literary royalties! For this WONDERFUL expression of my concern for your mental health!
[what's left of it hehehehhehehehe - is that copyrighted too?]
Come back and post when they let you use something other than crayons!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[patent pending]