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Originally Posted by SameOldStory
Doesn't anyone give thanks in the morning to the monster under the bed for not eating you in your sleep?
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It is enough that all of you is under the blankets, feet first of all, but arms also. just the nose can be outside, and keep the eyes well shut. If you ear funny noises just pretend that you are asleep.
Watch out with which foot you get on the ground when you get up. Make sure it is not the left one. Rich Romans had a slave to remember it to them. Want me to call you collect to remind you? Or I can wake you up every hour on the hour just to make sure.