[DMcCunney]

Looking at this: http://www.e4.com/game/privates.html

Sex.

It's all pleasant-feeling and squishy and tingly and what-have-you.
Trouble is, if you're not careful about how you go about it, you can catch some pretty unpleasant infections off people, which can make your bits ooze an unpleasantly smelly discharge, or can completely screw up your insides. Delightful!

Thank the stars then for John "Jack" Sterling, worn-down Captain of the oh-so-useless 'Foxtrot Squad'. It's up to you to take charge and lead your squad in and around people's private parts, clearing them of all manner of pesky and dangerous critters, oozes and bosses.

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Dennis