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Originally Posted by SneakySnake
Is it bladder wakey or cat wakey?
On bladder wakey day. Get up go to loo, go back to bed and wait for cuppa tea to be delivered. Flushing seems to stimulate the tea maker.
On cat wakey day. Look to see if daylight, listen to hear if birds are awake.
If so let cat out. If not shout at cat to shut up. repeat as necessary.
When finally out of bed, go to office and turn on computers on way to kitchen.
Sit at computers all day in pyjamas.
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Once I bought a second hand car from the future wife of a younger collegue, a smashing Aussie blonde, but so beautiful and sexy that even now thinking of her gives me a dreaming look. BTW few days after coming home from the honey moon she filed for divorce.
Other colleagues were very interested in trying the car, which I flatly refused. Only me, where that perfect bottom used to
sit and wiggle itself to get out of the car.
P:S both Aussie. I have to go there, there is this thread by DGM that shows how.