I am extremely fast at using an
ATM. I usually only have one transaction, withdrawing cash, since most of the other stuff I can do online. I'm usually in and out in less than one minute. [No puns please.]
I wish there was some secret code I could enter when I'm finished using an ATM, so that the irritatingly impatient person next in line would get some kind of message like "Your password is invalid" or "This ATM is temporarily out of service" or "Your card is not recognized, please try again" or "You're dreaming, go back to bed" or "You have been very rude and impatient, please go back to the end of the line", or ...
[It was a tossup between here and the Vent and Rant thread.]