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Originally Posted by mjhudston
As a gay british smoker, you can imagine the look on some of my american friends faces when a fellow brit comes up to me and asks if they can bum a fag!
It's one of the few things that makes me smile every time.
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I'm a lesbian. I used to work in a convenience store. I had an Irish born customer (who is also a friend) come up to me one time and said she really needed a fag and when I replied, "Here I am, honey," it dawned her what she had said and turned red as a beet. That was when I cracked up. When she saw me laughing, she cracked up. Everyone else in line thought we were a few bricks shy of a load. I probably should have told her it would at least cost her dinner and a movie.