Two Yorkshire women, Ethel and Madge, meet on the street:
Madge: Hello Ethel: I was so sorry to hear about your husband passing away. It was very sudden wasn't it.
Ethel: Yes it was, he'd just go into the garden to get a cabbage to have with our Sunday lunch and he collapsed and died.
Madge: Oh, my word. What did you do?
Ethel: Well, I had to open a can of peas.
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