That's what happens when you try to use a nail gun one handed.
And listen to STUPID advice from a chicken.
I can still drink chicken broth though.

I could save money and make my own.
Want a real hot bath?

I'm guessing that you are a "free range"
organic chicken.
Side note;
Organic
adjective
1. noting or pertaining to a class of chemical compounds that formerly comprised only those existing in or derived from plants or animals, but that now includes all other compounds of carbon.
Most motor oil is "organic".