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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Step 1: Drive a bucket of golf balls out into the ocean at high tide.*


Step 2: Venture out and retrieve the golf balls at low tide, keeping an eye out for lunch.*

Step 3: Select a dozen choice Pacific oysters.

Step 4: Shuck the oysters.

Step 5: Drizzle oysters with a few drops of freshly squeezed lemon juice and a few drops of your favourite sake.


Step 6: Enjoy by using the oyster shell as a natural spoon.

Step 7: Return oyster shells to where you picked them, so that future generations have something to cling to, and avoid stepping on the large jellyfish. *


Step 8: Sneak in a photo of the doggie (with cousin) on her 2nd birthday.*


* (optional step)

envy envy. I tried all my life to eradicate it from me, and now you just plunged me in ... At least you get more rainfall than me.