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Look at clock. Think "Oh ****" or "Oh good, thirty more minutes" depending on the time. If it's an "Oh ****" morning I say (hopefully out loud) "Hey babe, time to wake up" while patting him somewhere ( I never know which part of him I'm patting, my eyes are closed again). Once I hear him grunt, I say, "I love you". After the second moan/grunt/response it's usually time for me to head for the bathroom (no, Mrs Coach you're NOT the only one...). Stumble to bathroom, avoiding cats who want various things from food to water to outside (on the enclosed porch). Grab Diet Dr Pepper (salutes to Mrs. Coach again) and head for computer. Email, MR, assorted news sources.
I shower at night, also.
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