Do you need help with a disguise?
Let me do it for you. Don't be an amateur.
Robbers caught using 'the worst disguise ever
"It's been labelled the worst disguise ever - two men arrested over a burglary attempt in the US were found with fake beards and masks scrawled on their faces with a permanent marker."
Personally, I think that they need to be put in a halfway house for their own protection.