...and I think
"Already?!" Then I crawl out of bed, reach for the crank and think
"Oh God, please don't let me having become a vampire during the night!"* **
Then I roll the shutters up and jump from utter darkness to blinding light. If I'm not a pile of ashes I go on with my day.
*See, this is the first Test, if I can say Lord's name in my head it's pretty sure I'm still human.
**I actually say this in the right tense, cause I rarely think in English