Wait until winter arrives than the wheezing will sound like a 90 year old breathing through an oxygen mask.
Last winter was extremely cold here in Oslo so I actually tried a breathing filter that warms up the air before going down your lungs.
The only problem with this thing that you put in your mouth is that it makes you drool worse than a dog

not a pretty sight.
People driving by in cars probably thought:
- What is this maniac doing running outdoors in minus 15 degrees Celsius (5 degrees Fahrenheit) with a big piece of plastic in his mouth