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Redneck Drivers license application
Last Name: ____________________
First name (Check appropriate box):
Bobby-Sue . Billy-Bob
Billy-Joe ... . Bobby-Jo
Billy-Ray .... Bobby-Ann
Billy-Sue .... Bobby-Lee
Billy-Mae ... Bobby Ellen
Billy-Jack ... Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
Age: ____ (If unsure, guess)
Sex: M F Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left _____ Right
Spouse’s Name: _______________________
2nd Spouse’s Name: _______________________
3rd Spouse’s Name: ______________________
Lover’s Name: _______________________
2nd Lover’s Name: _____________________
Relationship with Spouse:
Sister . Aunt
Brother Uncle
Mother Son
Father Daughter
Cousin Pet
Number of children living in household: ____
Number of children living in shed: ____
Number of children that are yours: _____
Mother’s Name: ______________________
Father’s Name: ______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you own or rent your trailer house? (Check appropriate box)
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
____ Total number of vehicles you own
____ Number of vehicles that still crank
____ Number of vehicles in front yard
____ Number of vehicles in back yard
____ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ Truck ____ Kitchen
____ Bedroom ____ Bathroom
____Shed
Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Do you have a gun rack?
Yes No: If no, please explain:
Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
The National Enquirer The Globe
TV Guide Soap Opera
Rifle and Shotgun
____ Number of times you’ve seen a UFO
____ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis
____ Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO
How often you bathe:
Weekly
Monthly
Not Applicable
How many teeth? ____
Color of teeth:
Yellow Brownish-Yellow
Brown Black
N/A
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
Red-Man
Skoal
How far is your home from a paved road?
1 mile
2 miles
don’t know
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